Jalon, Spain
If you’re very lucky, once in your life you come across a hotel that is so special you want to keep it a closely guarded secret. Against a backdrop of the soaring Sierra Bernia mountains, overlooking the winemaking town of Xaló, lies this unpretentious country house, only an hour’s drive from the hubbub of Alicante. Totally off-grid, with 95% of its energy produced from solar panels, this is the antithesis of Spain’s sprawling resorts, where owners Sarah and Johnny welcome in you and your brood like long-lost friends. Caserio del Mirador does family holidays but on a slow, slow burn. Stylish and chic, yes, but totally unfussy. Wherever you are – chilling out under shady verandas as little ones pootle about in the sandpit, splish-splashing in the pool or slumped on a linen-draped ginormous daybed, Aperol Spritz to hand while your minis snooze – there’s acres of rugged wilderness rolling beneath you. Raid the honesty bar that is piled high with cold beers and ice cream as they help themselves to ride-ons, dolls’ prams and pool floats.
There are just six apartments and a stand-alone casita, all varying in size, some with extra bedrooms for little ones, all with mini kitchenettes and private terraces that frame views of sun-dappled hills and waving palm fronds, each filled with age-appropriate toys and books. Forget screen time; they’ll be too busy cuddling the bunnies, fetching eggs from the chickens, feeding pigs Peppa and Daisy and riding Furia and Turrón, the Shetland ponies, or the real-life tractor that’s nestled under parched groves. Every morning, a breakfast hamper is delivered to your front door, the smell of just-baked croissants and sun-ripened fruit wafting through the window to the ambient trill of birdsong. There’s a daily kids’ tea (except Monday and Wednesdays) where even the fussiest of eaters will be tucking into just-caught calamari and Sarah’s famous Sunday paella, with hearty, locally-inspired home-cooked meals for the grown-ups once the sprogs hit the pillow. Laughter drifts through the warm Mediterranean breeze with a night sky bejewelled with a billion stars; this is the laid-back, free-range family holiday you’ve long been yearning for. Annabelle Spranklen
Insider tip: Don’t miss a blissful alfresco massage with one of the weekly visiting local masseurs, surrounded by the mountains to the hum of crickets crooning.
Price: Doubles from about £287