It’s summer’s end, and I am exhausted, regretful over my lifestyle choices and ready to kickstart a new way. A week-long Master Detox that’s aimed at eliminating toxins, cleansing the system and boosting the immune system sounds ideal for someone who spends her time eating terrible aeroplane food or rich seven-course meals in fabulous hotels, so I sign up at Clinique La Prairie in the beautiful Swiss countryside. Combining DNA diagnostics, an anti-inflammatory diet, personalised nutrition and training sessions, the programme is at the cutting edge of detox and longevity. As suggested, I give up coffee and sugar a few days prior, so the brain fog, headache and irritability have subsided by the time I arrive at the white, calm and contemporary space.
The diagnostic tools swing into action with in-depth screening hand-held by fantastic nurses, including heavy metal, minerals and vitamins evaluations, customised blood and DNA testing (genetic and epi- genetics is a huge pillar), mineral tests, and even dental and eye checkups (because of my family history of glaucoma). My tests reveal some surprises – I have a gluten sensitivity I hadn’t noticed – and some things I knew anyway (my BMI is perfect, but I lack muscle and need more movement). The nutrition is highly personalised, responding to my own state of health. It’s vegan, dairy-free, sugar-free and caffeine-free but I never feel hungry, not even on day two when I skip dinner and drink a natural laxative to encourage my gut to cleanse itself of any bad bacteria. The next morning I eat a probiotic-rich oatmeal breakfast and continue with an anti-inflammatory diet. In any case, between aerial yoga, breathwork, cryotherapy, infrared therapy, hammams, a facial, massages, the Techno gym and pool, and visits with doctors and nutritionists, I’m too busy to notice. At the end of the week, I feel refreshed, cleansed and brimming with new resolve. I don’t need any makeup for two weeks and return with supplements to help my liver and kidney continue detoxing. Months later, I still feel it’s the best thing I’ve done all year. Divia Thani
Address: Clinique La Prairie, rue du Lac 142, 1815 Clarens, Switzerland
Healing Holidays (healingholidays.com/condenast) can arrange a four-night Detox Reset programme from £8,359 per person sharing, including transfers, full board and treatments